"If you’re gonna be a smart-ass, first you gotta be smart, otherwise you’re just an ass."
"I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me."
"I’ve been using Google for over 10 years, I still have NO IDEA what The “I’m Feeling Lucky” button does."
everyone needs a transparent middle finger emoji on their blog.
"We all have had that one teacher who’s like: “Don’t pack up yet there’s still 24 seconds of class left”"
"I always know what to say; It’s the when and where to say it that I struggle with."
God soothe my mind.💭
I’m still an Alaska resident, so I can’t even go to community college just to pass time until I go into the military. 😣